Master the depression monster.

Audiobook.

An experienced voiceover artist, author Samantha Pease narrates her own books in her home studio (pausing for the randy roof pigeons making sexy noises in the background).

Buy audiobook $9.99

Ebook.

Packed with pix, the ebook is the only version with full colour images, memes and word art. It's also the most sustainable option.

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Paperback.

A book-book, for people that love the smell of a freshly-printed book. And it will be freshly-printed, because it's sold through Amazon's Print-on-Demand service.

Buy on Amazon $39.99

F**k Fashion and Diamonds are Dumb reveals secrets famous brands don't want you to know.

Short easy-to-read chapters you can inhale in a few minutes.

Audiobook.

It's cheeky, entertaining and unforgettable. Just like the author (who narrates this audiobook).

Buy audiobook $9.99

Ebook.

This special version has cute and colourful animal "breathers" (to offset the big brand bullshit).

Buy ebook $9.99

Paperback.

It costs more because paper... ink... and the magical print-on-demand elves that make the book.

Buy on Amazon $39.99
  • Life after loss.

    Samantha untangles grief and its complex emotions, provides a how-to for death admin and puts the fun in funerals.

  • A head-to-toe unf**king.

    Find out how to bring back the best bits of the person you were, before sh!t killed your sparkle.

  • Romanticise living on a budget.

    Challenge your spending and learn to live on a little. It can be done. And it can be fun.