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F**k Depression.

A dark and funny survival guide for when your brain's being a dick.

You're not broken. You're just hibernating.

Discover practical tools to soften depression’s grip, find comfort in famous faces with the blues, and turn your broken heart into art.

Plus, the truth about high-functioning depresh and how to mope in style.

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Learn to master the monster and manage the mess.

Write a book in 90 hours (PDF).

You'll go from: "How the f**k do I start?" to, "OMG I've finished!"

Write that book you've dreamt of, without quitting your job or cancelling Netflix.

Samantha has written 13 books using her signature 90-hour method, built around daily deep-focused 60-minute writing sessions.

This practical roadmap PDF gives you the cheat codes to storytelling and editing, plus insider tips for spotting gold, ditching garbage and landing a publisher.

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F**k Fashion and Diamonds are Dumb.

A dark comedy with teeth.

Prepare to be shocked.

This is an hilarious and honest dive into “farketing” - the gas-filled tactics brands use to sell you expensive sh*t you don’t need.

Discover the hidden truths about luxury brands, skincare, beauty products, food and fashion.

You'll go from: FOMO spending to conscious shopping.

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Discover how billion-dollar brands brainwash us.

Work with me.

Choose from five tailored options to suit wherever you're at on your writing journey. Pick the level you need and I’ll be there to hype you up or light a fire under your pages.

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Email: mia@samanthapease.com

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